"Unnecessary! I have a plan!" Heath replied enthusiastically, then turned and pointed at the lady guard, "You remember our conversation we had last we met, yes?"
"I've thought of nothing but..." she growled in irritation.
"Well, I was thinking... the parameters we set were totally unfair. While you may have been a woman in the cell, I was merely pretending to be the guard, but in reality I was not. I suggest we test the theory again, this time with a real guard."
"You're serious..."
"I'm the most serious person in the galaxy!" Heath replied.
"..."
"Come on, babe. Give it a shot? What have you got to lose?" Heath persisted.
"Fine..." she grumbled, then got up and began attempted to seduce the new guard, this one a man.
Despite being just as terrible at seduction as before... somehow it worked and the male guard walked right up to the cell and started to kiss the lady guard through the bars. Ryder quickly took advantage of the distraction, stole the keys, unlocked the cell and opened the door. He then motioned for Kane to follow. The two guards were still doing their thing and didn't even notice the door had opened. Presuming Kane followed, Ryder then closed the cell door behind them and proceeded up the stairs.
Just then, the two guards stopped messing around and pulled away from each other. The lady guard, still locked in the cell, turned around to face her companions again and congratulate Heath on the success of his plan.
"Hey, it wor..." she trailed off upon seeing the cell empty.
She immediately spun around, as did the male guard, to see Heath and Kane most of the way up the stairs and about to leave the dungeon.
"Wait... how did...?" the male guard blurted in confusion.
"Because I'm HEEEEAAAAATTTTHHHHHHH RRRRRYYYYYDDDDEEEEERRRR!!"
And with that, Heath and Kane were gone, leaving one befuddled guard guy and one pissed guard lady, who both said in unison:
"Damn it, Heath..."