I believe I was just called fat...
...
John: Alright, everyone guess when we're closing.
Oscar: Hm... Four-ten.
Jonathan: Four-oh-eight, and twenty six seconds.
John: You sure?
Jonathan: Positive.
John: How many milliseconds?
Jonathan: I don't count in milliseconds.
John: Shakes head in disappointment
John: Not good enough. Man, this is twenty-seventeen, get with it...
Jonathan: Twenty-seventeen and how many milliseconds?
John: ...
Oscar: Laughs
John: ...Damn, beat me at my own game.
Oscar: Jonathan...
Jonathan: Oscar...
Oscar: I like you.
Jonathan: I like you too, man.
John: Uhg, get a room you two, God...
Oscar: Laughs again
John: (At Oscar) He says that to everyone, it doesn't mean anything.
Jonathan: I've never said it to you.
John: ...
Oscar: OOoooh daaaaaaaaaaamn.
Other Coworker: Walks in What's going on?
Oscar: Watch out, Jonathan is on the ball today, there's no stopping him.
-John(Coworker), another coworker, Oscar(Boss), and myself at work.