Author Topic: Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran  (Read 17201 times)

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"What? I'm the captain, how could I upgrade my position? Unless... MISTER FINNBARR, is there a position higher than captain that ya haven't told me about!?"

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"The only one I can think of is the crow's nest! But I'm telling you Jeff, you can't have it! Mr. Deve worked hard for that position!"

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"MISTER DEEVE, DO YOU WANT TO SWI--" Jeff began to shout before suddenly stopping short, "Oh, very clever Mister Finnbarr, very clever... But ya can't pull one over on ol' Jeff! Now get back to work and announce that roll call!"

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"What a minute!" called Deve, "Does that mean Me get raise?! Or does that make me Captain?!"

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"Ya heard nothin', Mister Deeve, and that's an order!" Jeff barked back.

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"ROOOLL CAAALL!" Finnbarr screamed again. "Captain Jeff! You are the captain! Your duties are to captain the ship, pay for the ship..."

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"Move on to the next one, Mister Finnbarr...." Jeff growled.

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"Hmpf! Who died and made you captain..." Finnbarr grumbled.

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"We all know who died and made me captain, Mister Finnbarr." Jeff replied somberly, removing his helmet and placing it over his heart, while looking at the sky.

Luetenberger and Finnbarr immediately did likewise, well, except Finnbarr was missing his hat, so he borrowed Duncan's hat right off his head and placed that over his heart instead.

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"Back to business!" Finnbarr said quickly as he plopped the hat back on Duncan, "Mr. Cook!"

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"Aye, mite!" Cook raised his hand.

"Mister Finnbarr, can we please just skip to the new crewmembers?" Jeff grimaced.

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"Fine..." Finnbarr sighed, "Mr. Broose!"

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"He is not a new crewmember!" Jeff snapped.

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"But he has a new position! He's the quartermaster!"

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"Oh... right... CARRY ON!"

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"Aye! I'm here!" interrupted Broose, "But I have a question, What's a Quartermaster?!"

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"You tell Jeff what a sun dial is," Finnbarr explained. "Mr. Deve! Are you in the crow's nest?!"

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"Of course Me in a crows nest!" replied Deve, "But Me still get a raise?"

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"You're already raised as high as ya can get, Mr. Deeve! Now shut it!" Jeff snapped.

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"Okay, skipping ahead to new crew members," Finnbarr said as he thumbed through the pages. "Hmm... Jeff? It appears there are no new crew members."

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"Then who are all these people!" Jeff exploded, making broad, wavy hand gestures at the newer members of the crew below.

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"Well they are most definitely not in the roster," Finnbarr replied as he shut the book. "So that makes them either stowaways, invaders, or villagers who mistook our ship for a pleasure cruise... again."

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"Well, which one is it, ya scurvy lot!?" Jeff bellowed at the folks below.

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"Don't you remember?" Prince Carder shouted, "You're to take me and my men to Veridi-wait...where's my guards?! GUARDS?! GUARDS!!"

"Guess they didn't make it." shrugged Wondu.

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"Oh, that's right..." Jeff stroked his beard.