Before they knew it, the two ladies were descending the staircase to the ground floor of the bar, all decked-out and badass with their armor and weapons. But as they reached the middle level, an absent-minded teenage boy in a blue peasant tunic, who definitely wasn't looking where he was going, bumped into Evelyn and sent all three of them crashing down the stairs the rest of the way.
"Evy... you're... so... heavy..." June gasped from the bottom of the pile-up at the foot of the stairs.
