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Offline Rattler

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Ban the person above you. ANY reason at all!
Posted Jul 08 2014, 05:47 PM
This is a little forum game I discovered over on the Star Trek Online forum. Basically... you come up with some random reason to ban the person who posted before you. Can be anything at all, from mundane things to totally off the wall. Example:
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Bob: ^Banned for liking Godzilla
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Rattler: Banned for NOT liking Godzilla
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Steve: Banned for Tribbles

That sort of thing. Please do not use this as an attack on anyone. Have fun... and lets see what kinds of bans we get.  :D

Since I'm the first...
I ban myself for bringing the Ban thread here.

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Posted Jul 08 2014, 06:26 PM
Banned because I mostly remember the STO one, and its going strong.

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Posted Jan 14 2015, 01:04 AM
Banned for leaving out an apostrophe. And failing to correct the mistake even after SIX MONTHS.

That's like, HALF A YEAR.

Or it would be, if not for the fact that a year is 365 days and 365 CANNOT BE DIVIDED IN HALF.

Which is kind of interesting, since everyone believes that 6 months is equal to half a year, but that theory evidently falls apart when you realize that 365 ISN'T DIVISIBLE BY 6 EITHER.

Indivisibility by 6 isn't exclusive to 365 by the way, there's another number that cannot be divided into 6 parts, I like to call it TWENTY ONE.

What relevance is 21, you ask? Well, numerically speaking it's ONE OF THE DAYS OF JANUARY WE HAVE YET TO REACH THIS YEAR.

It's special, because THERE ARE ONLY SEVENTEEN DAYS LIKE IT.

When you recall that there are 365 days this year, you then realize that a mere 17 make up a piddly fraction of 1/21.47058823529411, which makes these coming days PRETTY DAMN SPECIAL.

Hey Garyn, I hear you say, obviously 1/21.47058823529411 is pretty damn special, but what's so special about the 1/17 fraction that twenty one is? Well, it's because IT WAS THE ONLY NUMBER I'D PRINTED OUT IN THE ENGLISH ALPHABET RATHER THAN ARABIC NUMERALS.

I rest my case.

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Posted Jan 14 2015, 09:48 PM
Banned for being irrelevant.

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Posted Nov 30 2015, 06:37 PM
Banned for being relevant.

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Posted Nov 30 2015, 06:40 PM
Banned for reminding me this thread exists.

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Posted Nov 30 2015, 08:54 PM
Banned for forgetting this thread exists.

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