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Posted Apr 09 2016, 10:27 AM
Buzz-cut hurled himself over the table almost effortlessly, drawing his swords as he did and attempting to swipe at the droid.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 10:29 AM
The robot, apparently well-versed in dirty fighting, kicked Buzz-cut in the groin.

Hard. As hard as a droid could manage.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 10:32 AM
Buzz-cut fell to the floor and lie there, also clutching his stomach for some odd reason.

"HAX!" he yelped.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 10:35 AM
"Statement - Human-Alien-Xterminator. Always proud to be of assistance, scumbags. Have a nice day."

HAX, apparently assuming they were going to die in the middle of a bar, or maybe its programming was just faulty, left them there and returned to its company.

Armor-Man glanced over at Buzz-Cut on the floor.

"They have no idea the enemy they're making."

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 10:37 AM
"They shall regret this day!" Buzz-Cut replied, in a voice much higher-pitched than his normal one.

The quartermaster, relieved, decided to try and peddle his wares as a table with slightly less threatening patrons seated at it.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 10:50 AM
The Captain meanwhile was approaching the bar once again and snapped his fingers. Or tried to. His fingers were too fat.

"Bartender?" he called out, presumably getting his/her attention, "Anyone here looking for work?"

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:05 PM
"Depends on the job," a female voice came from somewhere cown the bar.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:15 PM
The bartender just pointed the captain in the direction of the voice.

"If you want a drink, let me know." he remarked at the captain.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:28 PM
The Captain frowned and made for the female voice, having no idea which end of the bar to go to and settling for looking around like a maniac.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:31 PM
Eventually, the Captain found a young woman in her early 20s with dark blue, almost black hair and a cropped brown leather jacket. She had a pair of Glorified Hairband Goggles resting on her head, and her overall look practically screamed Steampunk Mechanic.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:35 PM
The Captain saw her and started scratching his beard.

"Hmm..."

He raised his hands in a box-shape (Or camera) and looked at her.

"Hmm."

He thought for a moment.

"Ah. Yes. QUARTERMASTER!"

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:37 PM
"And thi--" the quartermaster was just saying to his newest crop of con victims... err, customers, when he was interrupted, "One moment boss!"

He winked at the people at the table he was at.

"Think it over a bit."

He then approached the bar and stood beside the captain.

"Yeah, boss?"

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:39 PM
"This young woman looks like a chef to me. What do you think?" the Captain whispered to him.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:40 PM
"A chef, sir...?" the quartermaster wondered, eying the girl suspiciously.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:44 PM
The woman turned to look at the two.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:50 PM
"Well, we did need a new cook. The guy we have sucks." the quartermaster admitted to the captain, then looked at the woman, "How about it?"

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:51 PM
"And what makes you think I'm a cook?" the woman asked in a neutral tone.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:54 PM
"I think it's the hair." the quartermaster replied with a nod.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:55 PM
The woman looked unimpressed.
"Well... you're wrong," she said.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:56 PM
"Oh, apologies. What is your specialty then?"

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 12:57 PM
"Engineering," the woman said. "If something needs fixing or breaking, I'm your girl."

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 01:00 PM
"Well... my back's just been killing me lately, maybe you could help me fix it...?" the quartermaster trailed off, while rubbing his back and giving the woman a sly smile.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 01:01 PM
"Mechanical things. Not Medical," she replied with a deadpan tone.

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 01:03 PM
The quartermaster sighed.

"It was worth a shot." he shrugged, "So boss, you think we need a new engineer?"

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Posted Apr 09 2016, 01:04 PM
"We need a new everything," was the reply.

On the other side of the bar, HAX was terrorizing the cleanup droid.