"Not as bad as that one job..." Jordan muttered, kicking Mitch a little harder.
***
Marty began opening crates, to find that the fine china was totally okay. However, the same couldn't be said for the ionizer panels, which were damaged beyond repair. Unfortunately, said panels were owed to a particularly corrupt politician who possessed great authority in the sector. He wasn't going to like to hear that his ionizer panels had been destroyed.
"Boss! Look at this! We're ruined!" Marty wailed.
***
At that moment, an omnipotent, omnipresent, omnidramatic voice (that sounded oddly like Tom Kane) began to speak...
"Will our heroes be able to repair their ship and escape the alien planet before the source of the mysterious artillery finds them? Will Wally and Marty suffer the consequences for damaging the mysterious corrupt politician's illegal merchandise? Will Mitch every wake up? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Star Pirates: Voyagers in Spaaaaaaaaaaace!""And now for your local news..." a different voice stated.
Aubre glared at the television, looking very disappointed at what she'd just watched.
"Eh... the movies are so much better." she muttered.
Letting out a yawn, she laid her head down on the couch as the litany of boring news reports began to bombard her senses. Might as well just take a nap until
Coro came home with the groceries was her last thought before slipping off into dreamland...
THE END