"Captain, you are going to make the people on the other ship think we are crazy." Sharpe admonished.
***
Meanwhile... on the other ship..."Maaaaaaan, them people on that ship are crazy!" Captain Munneryln, who wasn't actually the captain but was simply "named" captain by his own crazy parents, commented as Walls's laughing continued to flow across the radio.
"Nein! It'z a clever trap to deceive uz!" Captain Schultz, who also wasn't the captain, but rather head of the ship's Custom's Marines detachment, disagreed, "Zey vant to zink zey are crazy!"
"He's laughing. I think he just finds something funny." Captain Obvious, aka Mr. Hollister the ship's supply officer who was also not the captain, but got the nickname for pretty obv--- "self-explanatory" reasons, commented.
"Captain!" somebody shouted.
All three turned around immediately to face the speaker.
"What!?" they all retorted at once.
"Not you, the Captain!" the shouter replied.
"Oh."
The camera then panned slowly and dramatically toward the captain's chair, whilst playing a
suitably dramatic soundtrack as the audience got their first glimpse of black, well-shined boots, then flawlessly cleaned and pressed grey naval trousers, followed a blue uniform decked-out in tons of maritime metals before finally coming upon the face of a man with a bushy black mustache that was sprinkled in white with...
Milk...
And cereal...
"Captain Crunch! What is your opinion!?" the shouter asked.
Captain Crunch, who actually was the captain, stood up, a bowl of cereal in his hands, and stared at
Farfeshittawhatever floating aimlessly in space outside the viewport, whilst continuing to listen to Walls laughing hysterically over the radio. But he did not answer, instead he kept chowing down on his cereal.
"Captain?"
"Inspect them." Crunch growled, chunks of puffed rice or corn or something like that spewing from his mouth.
"Jawohl!" Schultz replied, before marching out of the room to assemble his boarding crew.
"Hey, crazy dude, yo 'bout to get boarded, yo?" Munnerlyn reported to Walls over the radio.
***
Meanwhile... back on the Farfigshitterthing
...