Out of Character => General Discussion => Topic started by: Garyn Dakari on Nov 13 2016, 07:55 PM

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Nov 13 2016, 07:55 PM
Here go your quotes. Probably quotes from Discord chats.

Or from people making political statements.

And maybe a movie quote or two. Pretty much anything goes, except RP quotes, which go over there (,40.0.html).
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Nov 13 2016, 08:02 PM
Good. Henceforth, ye shall be known as... The Freewoman of the Operation.

I still prefer goddess
makes me feel much loftier, you know?
all heavenly

We have jetpacks in the armory downstairs.

that will help you peons reach my level


"It does seem that all Richards females have an unhealthy obsession with "proper" English"

-Tyler. (It wasn't just the females, I just gave up a long time ago.)

And car trucks are called boots.

Not trucks. Trucks are called lorries.



That could make me into a martyr and then where would you be?

Lynched by your disciples, perhaps?

I have disciples?!?

No, Natalie has the disciples. She's the "goddess" remember?

Indeed, I am so glad that you are finally getting used to the idea. I shall expect offerings next week.

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Nov 13 2016, 08:22 PM
Natalie: "Don't worry yourself, I shall be reincarnated after a century and a day in a new form."
Tyler: "Most likely a tax form. It'd be appropriate, given the wordiness."

-Discord Chat

Natalie: Well, anything would be better than the first time. A grocery list, if you can believe it. One with nary three items on it. So few words! It was intolerable. Fortunately, it was burned in a fire quickly and I was able to move on.
Tyler: "This grocery list has only three items on it! It is abominable! BURN IT!"
Natalie: Exactly, I see you understand my pain.

-Discord Chat
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Nov 13 2016, 10:23 PM
What did she do to provoke your wrath?
She speaks with images rather than the sacred text, of course.
But images are the even more sacred means of communications that predate the word by millenia
Do not speak of that other goddess to me, whelp!
The TRUE conduit of the gods!
The original primordial gods, before the false usurpers.
Those crawling, slimy things had no panache, no flair! No means of conveying deep discussion or effervescent emotion!
Using an image for mere enhancement is tolerable, but not as a sole means of communication.
as i browse pinterest...

-Discord, indeed.
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Jan 16 2017, 05:57 AM
Elijah: Hey Jason can you hear me?
Jason: No
Elijah: yes
Jonathan: maybe?
Elijah: sort of
Jonathan: but not really
Elijah:  pretty much
Jonathan: yeah
Jason: Velociraptor
Elijah: ikr



Bethany: "But you need bushes around your house so you can sneak around and hide behind them."
Tyler: "No, I need no bushes around my house so that nobody else can sneak around and hide behind them."
Bethany: *whispers to the side* "Jonathan, we've been had!"
Tyler: *looks around, sees no Jonathan*
Bethany: "..."
Tyler: "No Richards that size has a cloaking device!"

-Reasons why I don't want bushes around my house (RL)
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Jan 26 2017, 07:00 PM
    I believe I was just called fat...


John: Alright, everyone guess when we're closing.
Oscar: Hm... Four-ten.
Jonathan: Four-oh-eight, and twenty six seconds.
John: You sure?
Jonathan: Positive.
John: How many milliseconds?
Jonathan: I don't count in milliseconds.
John: Shakes head in disappointment
John: Not good enough. Man, this is twenty-seventeen, get with it...
Jonathan: Twenty-seventeen and how many milliseconds?
John: ...
Oscar: Laughs
John: ...Damn, beat me at my own game.
Oscar: Jonathan...
Jonathan: Oscar...
Oscar: I like you.
Jonathan: I like you too, man.
John: Uhg, get a room you two, God...
Oscar: Laughs again
John: (At Oscar) He says that to everyone, it doesn't mean anything.
Jonathan: I've never said it to you.
John: ...
Oscar: OOoooh daaaaaaaaaaamn.
Other Coworker: Walks in What's going on?
Oscar: Watch out, Jonathan is on the ball today, there's no stopping him.

-John(Coworker), another coworker, Oscar(Boss), and myself at work.
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Feb 14 2017, 06:04 PM
Mercy: Elijah, where are my birds?
Elijah: in spaaaaace!
Mercy: Have you talked to Mom about this development?

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on May 05 2017, 08:55 PM
Tyler: So, how's Jason?
Jason: Somewhere between dead inside and dead outside.
Bethany: So you're dying in the doorway?

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on May 15 2017, 07:42 PM
Dredd: "Mega City Municiple Code, 213: Willfull destruction of property, that's two years. Code 310: Illegal possession of assault weapons, five years. Code 457: Resisting arrest, TWENTY years! And code 3613: The first degree murder of a Street Judge...
Gangster: "Let me guess, life." *draws his gun*
Dredd: *shoots first and kills him* "Death. Court's adjourned."

-(Judge Dredd)


"Emotions... there ought to be a law against them."

-Dredd (Judge Dredd)


Warden: So tell me, Rico, what is the meaning of life?
Rico: *Shoots the Warden* "It ends."

-A reasonable conclusion (Judge Dredd)


"Now who says politics is boring... "

-Rico, after murdering the whole council (Judge Dredd)


"Be kind and peaceful to each other. Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and okay for you."

-Robotic Food Dispenser (Judge Dredd)

The whole movie was a treasure trove of humorous exchanges and quotes. Gotta love those silly 80s/90s action movies.

Jonathan: "It's like night of the living dead out here, plus Jason."
Jason: "Night of the living Jason is more like it."

-J&J (DB Minecraft Let's Play 4.5)



-Jonathan attacking a distracted creeper


"If God had wanted you to have a natural face he would not have created LAVA!"

-Jonathan talking about Jason's face

"Steam wants my cell number. Two problems with that. I'm not in jail and I don't have a cell phone. I plan on doing neither of those things, so I guess I can't login to my account..."

-Jason (Discord)
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Rattler on Aug 06 2017, 07:08 PM
Rattler: BTW Marcus... Tiki God still has your corvette
Kal: i want it back
Rattler: Tiki God: Mine now. Also... um... had a lot of... er... Tiki Time in the back.
Kal: damn you
Rattler: Tiki God: Tiki Tiki
Nagata: Lol wtf did i just come back to
Rattler: Revenge of Tiki God?

-me and a couple friends on Star Trek Online
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Aug 26 2017, 04:07 PM
"Dying is rudamental."

-Jason (Discord)
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Sep 26 2017, 07:45 PM
Jason: "Your bed is a spy."
Tyler: "Don't make this weird, Jason."
Chris: "Your bed is French."
Tyler: "Don't make this even weirder, Chris."

-Voice Chat
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Nov 22 2017, 07:33 AM
Ed: "How are you this morning?"
Pete: "I am... *sigh* ...without bacon..."

-A couple people I overheard at work yesterday
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Rattler on Jan 02 2018, 02:53 PM
Angel: I don't know whether to Downvote that comment or Subscribe to it.
Jaden: This isn't Spacebook Angel.

-DB Legacies 3 scene "Poker Night in the Plains"

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Jan 02 2018, 02:58 PM
The context: Josie Star(My character) and Captain Jake Chaos from Statefarm(Natalie's character) are riding through hell on the shoulders of a Freakin' Huge Demon that Jake befriended/seduced, toward his hell castle.

Josie: *Taps the Demon* Hey demon guy, do you have a portal in your castle?
Demon: *Doesn't respond*
Josie: Hey Jake, how did you communicate with him?
Jake: It's just our animal magnetism.
Josie: "...."
Jake: Also, I speak demon.

-Something Went Wrong, pen and paper RPG.

"Are cthulus like seahorses?"
"No, Emus."

-Out of context exchange.

"I'm going to pull my pants up, and start looting."

-Jake Chaos.

"If I suffocate in here, tell my family I love them. Half of them, anyway. Say the other half can go screw themselves, you know who you are."
-Myself, while taping stuff underneath a giant sheet of plastic.
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Feb 24 2018, 11:23 PM
Jonathan: I'd really like to visit Germany someday. They've got some really beautiful-
Jonathan: Women?
Jonathan: -castles.
Jonathan: Oh.

-Jonathan and I. I'll let you try and figure out which is which.

"It's no fun if no one's getting murdered or raped!"

-Anna, out of context.

Karly: Why always shrooms?
Jonathan: Well, there's actually a pretty personal reason for that one. It goes back to my early childhood... you see, from a young age, I used to wander the woods at length contemplating life and such. I never really had any great ambitions, goals, or plans for my life, ultimately all I really ever wanted to be, was... a fun gi.
Karly: Wooooooooooooow.

-Classmate and myself.

Cameron: You can only use so many puns in a day, dude.
Karly: You don't know him!"


Corey: Jonathan, do you have a love interest in your life?
Jonathan: I am married to my studies I'm afraid.
Corey: Nice! I've got one better, I'm married to nothing!
Matt: I'm married to Karly.
Corey: ShutupMatt nobody cares!


Jonathan: Can I try that sharktooth?
Corey: Sure. *Passes the drink*
Jonathan: *Sips.* Wow, that's got quite the bite to it.
Karly: You sunnovabitch.


Mom: Were you on a hot date?
Jonathan: Not exactly.
Mom: ?
Jonathan: I mean... *Shows picture of Other Jonathan* some people probably think he's hot, but I don't think he'd go for a guy like me.


Jason: You know what they say about second place: First place loser. I'm sure there's a way to work that into a pun, I just don't know how.
Jonathan: I'll let you know the second I think of one.


"Jonathan you told me to not let me dreams just be dreams and I listened and now I've ruined everythiiiiiiing!"


Jonathan: It's hard to really think of someone as an adult before they're twenty five.
Karly: I feel like you've been twenty five since birth.
Jonathan: Is that a compliment?
Karly: No.

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Mar 27 2018, 04:44 PM
*while on the subject of Jason's father*
Bethany: "Did Obi-Wan ever tell you what happened to your father?"
*everyone laughs*
Tyler: "Well... did he?"
Jason: "He told me enough!"

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Aeliss Novak on Mar 31 2018, 08:07 PM
5 Year Old Girl: *blowing bubbles* Woah, that bubble is as big as a bad word!
Me: How big is a bad word?
5 Year Old Girl: *points at her own butt*

To summarize, she blew a bigass bubble.
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Apr 01 2018, 12:24 AM
Oswaldo: Major, if you kill that man I will hang you by the neck until dead."
Major: *Slowly puts gun back in holster*
John Ruth: That's the trouble with old men. You can push them down the stairs and say it was an accident but you can't just shoot them.

-The Hateful Eight.
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Apr 07 2018, 09:31 PM
"Everyone is dead and I have a sudden urge to play Minecraft."

-Elijah (Discord)
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Aug 12 2018, 12:27 PM
Jonathan: Can you schedule me for Sunday as well? If I work Sunday, that'll be seven consecutive days, a first for this job.
Adriel: Bro, not even God works Sunday, go home.

-Exchange between me and a coordinator a couple days ago.
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Aug 19 2018, 04:24 PM
Jason: "Burn the light."
Tyler: "That's so... counter-productive. Yeah... that just... doesn't work. It's like trying to douse the darkness. It just won't work."
Jason: "Not with that attitude, it won't."

Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Nov 21 2018, 07:50 AM
Alexithymia: "Who's Ataraxy?"
Vielle: "I'll do you one better: where is Ataraxy?"
Tyler: "I'll do you one better! Why is Ataraxy?"
Vielle: "I understood that reference!"

-Other RP Website


Beth: "It's still better than George Clooney as Batman."
Tyler: "Well it's not hard to be better than George Clooney as Batman, but is George Clooney as Batman still a better Star Wars story than The Last Jedi?"
Beth: "Hmm... food for thought."

-Movie questions
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Jan 21 2019, 03:09 PM
Elijah: "Jason, I have a plan."
Jason: "What's your pan?"
Elijah: "The plan is pan."
Jason: "I like this pan."

-Jason and Elijah in TF2
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Feb 28 2019, 06:04 PM
"Is it wrong that I'm cheering for the truck driver?"

-Me, while watching The Fast and the Furious


"Is it wrong that I'm cheering for the train?"

-Me, also while watching The Fast and the Furious
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Garyn Dakari on Mar 10 2019, 10:15 PM
David: Johnny, never change.
David: Actually, change a little bit. Sleep more.

-David Z.(Not our brother)
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Aug 21 2019, 07:24 AM
Person: 2D girls are the best.
Tyler: 1D girls are better. You can always trust that they're on the straight and narrow.

-Me and some random dude in another chat
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Oct 19 2019, 09:04 PM
Bethany: "Has anyone ever seen a goose at night? I mean, what do they turn into after dark?"
Shawn: "A DUCK!"

-Siblings around the camp fire
Title: Quotes thread
Post by: Tyler294 on Jul 01 2020, 11:06 AM
Chris: "So if I say something weird that doesn't make sense, it's because I'm talking to the game."
Chris's Mom: *from another room* "OR HE'S ON DRUGS!"

-Discord chat