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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Nov 14 2019, 08:32 AM »
Killroy jumped to his feet and ran toward the door.

"Be we under attack!?" he asked frantically.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Nov 13 2019, 07:13 PM »
The next few days passed uneventfully as the band of sailors traveled to the east and towards Veridia. As morning dawned on the fourth day, the sleeping crew members on the lower deck were awoken by the sound of... Melvyn.

"Good morning everyone!" he greeted as he pushed on the hammocks, perhaps hard enough to knock a few unsuspecting blokes onto the floor. "We have urgent business afoot! Get up and prepare to man your stations!"
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General Discussion / Quotes thread
« Last post by Tyler294 on Oct 19 2019, 09:04 PM »
Bethany: "Has anyone ever seen a goose at night? I mean, what do they turn into after dark?"
Shawn: "A DUCK!"

-Siblings around the camp fire
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Oct 11 2019, 07:58 AM »
"Oh, no no, don't bother the captain with it, sweetie," Molly patted Luetenberger on the shoulder (though she had to get on her tip-toes a little to reach it), "You keep on doing your duty."

"Speaking-a duty, I best get back below decks. G'day," Cook nodded to the rest of the crew, before heading back to the galley.

Gideon had decided to leave the gathering, and was now ascending the stairs to get to the upper deck.

"Cap'n, if I may!" he addressed Jeff.

"Ya may not, crewman fancy-pants! Whatever it is, the answer is no!" Jeff roared.

"Beggin' yer pardon, sir," Gideon growled, "But this is mighty important! If we be sailin' tuh Veridia, the ought we be headin' east? We be goin' the wrong way!"

"Aye, but the Corbaines are following us from the east, so I'm not to keen on heading back that way so soon," Jeff shook his head.

"But if ye double-back, they might not be expectin' it, and ye might give 'em the slip!" Gideon suggested.

"Maybe, but I know ol' Clarence, and he'll be expecting me to expect him to not expect me to turn back east, therefor, I will go west to throw him off!" Jeff countered.

"But what if Clarence is expectin' you to expect him to expect you to expect him to not expect you to turn back east!"

"I expect he may expect that, but I expect that he'll know that I expect that he expects that, which is how I will fool him!"

"But what if he expects that you expect him to expect you of expectin' him!?"

"WHY THAT DIRTY VILLAIN!" Jeff exploded, "I did not expect him to be so clever! All hands, brace yaselves!"

With that, he suddenly flung the helm to the left, causing the ship to make an abrupt turn to port, which he held until they were facing directly east.

"I'll show him to try to match wits with with Captain Jeff!" the dwarven captain growled defiantly.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Oct 10 2019, 04:35 PM »
"Okay... B-but... don't you think we better ask Cap'm Jeff first?" Luetenberger asked.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Oct 09 2019, 07:20 PM »
Molly looked down at the oar, then back at Luetenberger, then back at the oar.

"We'd be better off if we all got out and pushed," she remarked.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part V: The "Special" Force
« Last post by Tyler294 on Oct 09 2019, 07:18 PM »
"And we're-- you know what, never mind. Leaving sounds like a splendid plan," Al agreed, "If everyone is here, let us be off!"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part V: The "Special" Force
« Last post by DeadJim on Oct 09 2019, 07:09 PM »
"I would have signed up for farming years ago if I had known it was this fun!" Naeleen smiled as she followed Al.

"Let's get moving on," Gort sighed as he struggled to stand up, "You got things under control here, Marty?"

"Things are wonderful! Perfectly wonderful!" Marty replied as he knelt down and began planting wibblefruit seeds.

"We can't leave yet!" Naeleen shouted, "We literally just got here!"

"We might be able to make it to a nearby town by sundown," Gort said, "We've wasted enough time here already."
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Oct 09 2019, 06:58 PM »
Luetenberger came up from below deck, and began handing out oars to everyone on deck.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Aug 21 2019, 09:20 AM »
"You got it, girl!" Molly gave Arlyss a thumbs up.

"Oy! What're ya all still standin' around for!" Jeff's voice suddenly boomed from above, "Back to work, the lot of ya! We need all hands workin' at full capacity if we're to make it to Veridia!"
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