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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Shawnex on Jan 07 2021, 03:17 PM »
"AYE!" replied Deve as he rushed towards the crows nest, "Me thought it was a sunny day!"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Jan 07 2021, 02:58 PM »
"Hold on, let me check the roster," Finnbarr said formally as he let go of his rope and removed a small book from his pocket. The starboard side of the sail went crashing downwards while Finnbarr began to read from the water drenched book, "My goodness, you're right Jeff, something is wrong! Mr. Deve, you're supposed to be in the crows nest!"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Jan 07 2021, 02:48 PM »
"WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!?!!?" Jeff suddenly wrenched on the rope so hard that sale finally came down and caused him to fall on his back.

While down on the deck, he happened to look up, to see the entire crew standing just atop the stairwell, unhelpfully watching him and Finnbarr work.

"Mister Finnbarr," Jeff began in a much calmer voice, "kindly remind me what the purpose of a crew is again?"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Jan 07 2021, 02:46 PM »
"Wait a minute, you sold the books?!" Finnbarr screamed. "Those weren't reading books! That was where I hid all the jewels we stole from that Cerulean Lord!"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Jan 07 2021, 02:34 PM »
"Of course not! We sold the library to that charlatan in Eastport in exchange for those reading lessons!" Jeff screamed, as he finally began gaining ground with his rope, "That scoundrel ripped me off! I STILL CAN'T READ!"

"How would you know if you don't have any books anymore?" Molly inquired.

"..."

"..."

"MISTER FINNBARR, WHY WOULD I TAKE READING LESSONS IF WE WERE GOING TO SELL ALL THE BOOKS!?!!?"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Jan 07 2021, 02:28 PM »
"Oh, so you think we're making money with this one?" Finnbarr laughed hysterically, "Have you seen the books lately!"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Jan 07 2021, 02:25 PM »
"And how are we supposed to make any money with a ship smaller than this one!? Have you even seen the CARGO CAPACITY ON ONE OF THOSE PUNY SCHOONERS!?" Jeff retorted, now nearly horizontal as he leaned back to try and haul on the ropes.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Jan 07 2021, 02:20 PM »
"I told you we should have bought a smaller boat!" Finnbarr railed as he furiously pulled on a rope. "But no! You had to get one that required a crew!"
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by Tyler294 on Jan 07 2021, 02:15 PM »
"That's because nobody lowered the sails! Where the devil is that crew I hired!? AND WHERE THE DEVIL DID THIS STORM COME FROM!?!" Jeff bellowed over the gale.

"I would have told you it was coming, captain! But you told me not to give you bad news!" Molly shouted back.

"WHEN THE NEWS IS THIS BAD, YOU TELL ME!"

"Was only following orders, captain!" Molly shrugged with an innocent smile.

"BAAAAAHHHH!!!" Jeff raged, as he rushed to try and help Finnbarr lower the sails, but his small stature made that somewhat difficult.
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Ongoing RPs / Age of Retribution Part IV: The Gauntlet of Izabran
« Last post by DeadJim on Jan 07 2021, 02:09 PM »
"Right now," Melvyn smiled as he ascended the stairs and opened the hatch to the main deck. As he did so, a streaming torrent of rain blasted him in the face, sending him crashing back to the poor blokes who were following him. Through the hatch they could hear a crack of thunder, followed buy a loud crash.

"We've lost the foremast Jeff!" Finnbarr screamed as he attempted to lower the other sails.
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